The Canucks going deep in the playoffs is making my liver and vocal chords hurt, but I’m not going to complain. I was in the Beaver the other night for the Canucks elimination win over the Nashville Predators. Things are a little hazy today, but i’ve recounted the event as best I can:

I came in and sat politely at the bar and ordered an ale. The Canucks scored. Then they scored again. Something arrived in a shot glass. Two more periods of hockey played. I became friends with some Aussie dudes. I think I visited McDonalds.

Hazy yes. But we won and are in the conference finals for the first time in 17 years! This calls for a celebration! To the Beaver!